By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as you save the cost of the drinks you would have otherwise drunk, it is cheaper than free.

Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is used to cut diamonds.

The pleasure isn't in doing the thing, the pleasure is in planning it.

I want to minimize the deaths I am responsible for.

That was the worst part about having cancer, sometimes: The physical evidence of disease separates you from other people.

The Red Wheelbarrow" by William Carlos Williams. So much depends upom a red wheel barrow glazed with rain water beside the white chickens.

When we think of death, we often imagine it as happening in degrees: We think of a sick person becoming less and less alive until finally they are gone.