Stupid truth, always resisting simplicity
Why would you try to kill this guy, Kevin? He's a genius. Nuts to your truce.
Chuck Parson did not participate in organized sports, because to do so would distract from his larger goal of his life: to one day be convicted of murder
Right, except I'm not going to lie to my mom, because what kind of (man) lies to his own mother?
Reading a good book helps us to feel un-alone.
Ma'am," Augustus said, nodding toward her, "Your daughter's car has just been deservingly egged by a blind man. Please close the door and go back inside or we'll be forced to call the police.