You just gotta tell her, man,’ I said. ‘You just gotta say, “Angela, I really like you, but there’s something you need to know: when we go to my house and hook up, we’ll be watched by the twenty-four hundred eyes of twelve hundred black Santas.

This is it. I can't even not smoke anymore

We all use the future to escape the present.

I really like umbrellas. It's like, I have a roof! I carry it with me! Umbrellas always amuse me.

Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin.

We were very different, and we disagreed about a lot of things, but he was always so interesting, you know?

I smiled. She smiled. I believed the smile.