The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.
John GreenDid I help you toward a fate you didn't want, Alaska, or did I just assist in your willful self-destruction?
John GreenHere's to all the places we went. And all the places we'll go. And here's to me, whispering again and again and again and again: iloveyou
John GreenBeing a person, I had come to realize, is a communal activity. Dogs know how to be dogs. But people do not know how to be people unless and until they learn from other people.
John Green'Cause I'm just - I want to go to Amsterdam, and I want him to tell me what happens after the book is over, and I just don't want my particular life, and also the sky is depressing me, and there is this old swing set out here that my dad made for me when I was a kid.' 'I must see this old swing set of tears immediately,' he said. 'I'll be over in twenty minutes.'
John Green