Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

Thank you for wearing that dress which is like whoa.

You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth.

feeling - probably for the first time in my life - the fear and excitement of living in a place where you never know what's going to happen or when.

We're going to get gored to death by a feral fugging hog and your best strategy is to pretend it's a grizzly bear?

Tonight, darling, we are going to right a lot of wrongs. And we are going to wrong some rights. The first shall be last; the last shall be first; the meek shall do some earth-inheriting. But before we can radically reshape the world, we need to shop.

Dutch is not so much a language as an ailment of the throat.