Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

I don't think you can ever fill the empty space with the thing you lost.

Whether the author intended a symbolic resonance to exist in her book is irrelevant. All that matters is whether it's there. Because the book does not exist for the benefit of the author, the book exists for the benefit of YOU. If we as readers can have a bigger and richer experience with the world as a result of reading a symbol and that symbol wasn't intended by the author, WE STILL WIN.

It just goes to show, if you try to ruin someone's life, it only gets better. You just don't get to be a part of it.

Because no one thought she was a person, she had no one to really talk to.

Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That's me: I'm not that.

The sky is like a monochromatic contemporay painting, drawing me in its illusion of depth, pulling me up.