I hope you didn't bring the Asian kid along thinking he's a computer genius. Because I'm not," Takumi said.

Cold one day, sweet the next; irresistibly flirty one moment, resistibly obnoxious the next.

We don't suffer from a shortage of metaphors . . . But you have to be careful which metaphor you choose, because it matters.

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

Writing is something you do alone. It's a profession for introverts who wanna tell you a story but don't wanna make eye contact while telling it

We just sat there quiet for a long time, which was fine, and I was thinking about way back in the very beginning in the Literal Heart of Jesus.

I am concussed," I announced, entirely sure of my self-diagnosis.