I spent your Wish on that doucheface,” I said into his chest. “Hazel Grace. No. I will grant you that you did spend my one and only Wish, but you did not spend it on him. You spent it on us.

As I recall, you promised to CALL when you finished the book, not text.

Okay is BURSTING with sensuality

Me: "If you want me to be a teenager, don't send me to Support Group. Buy me a fake ID so I can go to clubs, drink vodka, and take pot." Mom: "You don't take pot, for starters." Me: "See, that's the kind of thing I'd know if you got me a fake ID.

I try to live life so that I can live with myself.

What is the point of being alive if you don't at least try to do something remarkable?

Ben's tongue is like sunscreen...It's good for your health and should be applied liberally.