The only thing worse than having a party that no one attends is having a party attended only by two vastly, deeply uninteresting people.
John GreenLacey shrugged bashfully. โDo you think Iโm superficial?โ โWell, yeah.โ I thought of myself standing outside Beccaโs bedroom, hoping sheโd take her shirt off. โBut so am I,โ I added. โSo is everyone.
John GreenThe Colonel led all the cheers. Cornbread!" he screamed. CHICKEN!" the crowd responded. Rice!" PEAS!" And then, all together: "WE GOT HIGHER SATs." Hip Hip Hip Hooray!" the Colonel cried. YOU'LL BE WORKIN' FOR US SOMEDAY!
John GreenHe reached up t0 grab one and came down with several, and they kept coming, washing over him, floating all around him. Never have tampon strings seemed so beautiful as they rolled up and down with the wind, landing on the ground and then twirling and floating up again, falling and rising and falling and rising.
John Green