By the way, I've decided to start referring to myself exclusively as 'Daddy.' Everytime Daddy would otherwise say 'I' or 'Me,' Daddy is now going to say 'Daddy.
John GreenYou just gotta tell her, man,โ I said. โYou just gotta say, โAngela, I really like you, but thereโs something you need to know: when we go to my house and hook up, weโll be watched by the twenty-four hundred eyes of twelve hundred black Santas.
John GreenShe's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom.
John Green