...Kaitlyn never wore open-toed shoes on account of how she hated her feet because she felt her second toes were too long, as if the second toe was a window into the soul or something.

Television is a passivity.

Truth resists simplicity.

I inherited that penchant for intellectualism, a character flaw that these days can only be thoroughly eradicated by getting Z’ed up.

We don't suffer from a shortage of metaphors . . . But you have to be careful which metaphor you choose, because it matters.

Like everyone, I'm saddened and horrified by this. All I'll say is that I'm personally trying to pay more attention to the victims than to their murderer. I certainly will not be mentioning the murderer. I don't think he warrants our attention-particularly since he so clearly wanted it.

She never acted as if she liked him all that much, but then she never acted as if she liked anyone all that much.