I got my wish, I suppose. I left my scar.

I love being in cities with lots of other people, because I'm reminded that there are billions of people like me, and we are each stuck inside of our minds, feverishly trying to crawl out to make connections with other people.

You cannot invent an algorithm that is as good at recommending books as a good bookseller, and that's the secret weapon of the bookstore - is that no algorithm will ever understand readers the way that other readers can understand readers.

I could stand up and go to her and kiss her. I could. But there is still too much to be ruined.

You can't dingleberry that! That's a flagrant misuse of the dingleberry!

You get all these friends just when you don’t need friends anymore.

moms aren’t the best audience for medication humor.