The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all.

Keys show up when you reconcile yourself to the bus.

What do you mean by meant? Given the final futility of our struggle, is the fleeting jolt of meaning that art gives us valuable? Or is it the only value passing time as comfortably as possible?

When it works, anticipation is far more fulfilling than surprise, because we are reminded that a sunrise is precisely as magnificent as it is inevitable.

I like this world. I like drinking champagne. I like not smoking. I like Dutch people speaking Dutch.

I didn't even know what the feeling was, really, just that there was a lot of it.

Dude, you're such a geek. And that's coming from an overweight Star Trek fan who scored a 5 on the AP Calculus test. So you know your condition is grave