If people were like rain, I was like drizzle and she was a hurricane.

The past feels distant, even when it's near. The future feels assured, even when it isn't.

And, since they are theater people, they are all talking. All of them. Simultaneously. They do not need to be heard; they only need to be speaking.

moms aren’t the best audience for medication humor.

Long week. Long month. Long life.

She’s the kind of person who either dies tragically at twenty-seven, like Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin, or else grows up to win, like, the first-ever Nobel Prize for Awesome.

I'm a bad boyfriend. She's a bad girlfriend. We deserve each other.