Do you know what your problem is? You can't live with the idea that someone might leave.

there is no best and no worst, ...those judgments have no real meaning because there is only what is

The darkest nights produce the brightest stars.

The Colonel's hand was so little, and I grabbed it tight, his cold seeping into me and my warmth into him. 'I memorized the populations,' he said.

Throughout the book, she refers to herself as "the side effect," which is just totally correct. Cancer kids are essentially side effects of the relentless mutation that made the diversity of life on earth possible.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.