Dear Jane, Just so you know: e. e. cummings cheated on both of his wives. With prostitutes. Yours, Will Grayson

No," I said. And maybe it was only because Alaska couldn't hit the brakes and I couldn't hit the accelerator.

I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with.

We didn't talk much. But we didn't need to.

standing in line is a form of oppression

Is it still cool to go to the mall?' she asked. 'I take quite a lot of pride in not knowing what's cool,' I answered.

You are going to live a good and long life filled with great and terrible moments that you cannot even imagine yet.