It hurt, and that is not a euphemism. It hurt like a beating.

Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried.

When people call people nerds, mostly what they're saying is, 'you like stuff.' Which is not a good insult at all, like, 'you are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human conscience.

I have to tell you man, that my stalker meter is kind of registering in the red zone right now.

At some point we all look up and realize we are lost in a maze.

Compromise is when you do what I tell you and I do what I want. ~Tiny Cooper

I can almost imagine a happiness without her, the ability to let her go, to feel our roots are connected even if I never see that leaf of grass again.'