It hurt, and that is not a euphemism. It hurt like a beating.

High School made me realize that the people who say they will never change, are always the ones who change the most.

I spy with my little eye a great story.

I hope you didn't bring the Asian kid along thinking he's a computer genius. Because I'm not," Takumi said.

Do you know why I left America, Lidewij? So that I would never again have to encounter Americans." "But you are an American." "Incurably so, it seems.

Lonley, Vaguely pedophilic swing set seeks the butts of children.

According to Maslow, I was stuck on the second level of the pyramid, unable to feel secure in my health and therefore unable to reach for love and respect and art and whatever else, which is, utter horseshit: The urge to make art or contemplate philosophy does not go away when you are sick. Those urges just become transfigured by illness. Maslow's pyramid seemed to imply I was less human than other people, and most people seemed to agree with him.