I hate the rich snots here with a fervent passion I usually reserve only for dental work and my father.

my lungs sucked at being lungs.

But it was only hot outside, and generally I only walked outside between one air-conditioned place to another.

Hi, I’m at the Speedway at Eighty-sixth and Ditch, and I need an ambulance. The great love of my life has a malfunctioning G-tube.

Like many people, I feel like celebrating. Remember this feeling. It is human, and can help us understand when others express bloodlust.

It's hard to get movie studios to pay a lot of money for movies that don't have robots or explosions.

I know what happens a the end of falling-landing.