'Cause I'm just - I want to go to Amsterdam, and I want him to tell me what happens after the book is over, and I just don't want my particular life, and also the sky is depressing me, and there is this old swing set out here that my dad made for me when I was a kid.' 'I must see this old swing set of tears immediately,' he said. 'I'll be over in twenty minutes.'

I didn't know whether to trust Alaska, and I'd certainly had enough of her unpredictability - cold one day, sweet the next; irresistibly flirty one moment, resistibly obnoxious the next. I preferred the Colonel: At least when he was cranky, he had a reason.

You should see it. V for Vendetta I mean. "I'll look it up." No. With Me. At my house. Now

I'm not asexual. I'm arelationshipal.

We fell. We got up. We ran.

Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked. How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?

That was the worst part about having cancer, sometimes: The physical evidence of disease separates you from other people.