Don't worry. Worry is useless. I worried anyway
Dumpers may not always be the heartbreakers, and the Dumpees may not always be the heartbroken. But everyone has a tendency.
Breaking up isn't something that gets done to you; its something that happens with you.
One of the others shouted a translation: "The beautiful couple is beautiful.
Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.
You are helpful, and you are loved, and you are forgiven, and you are not alone.