It seemed like forever ago, like we've had this brief but still infinite forever. Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.

Traveling, I am finding, teaches you a lot of things about yourself. For instance, I never thought myself to be the kind of person who pees into a mostly empty bottle of Bluefin energy drink while driving through South Carolina at seventy-seven miles per hour - but in face I am that kind of person.

Tiny Cooper is not the world's gayest person, and he is not the world's largest person, but I believe he may be the world's largest person who is really, really gay, and also the world's gayest person who is really, really large.

You can trust that caring, as a rule, ends poorly,” which is true. Caring doesn’t sometimes lead to misery. It always does.

At least I carpe'd that one diem.

I just want to do something that matters. Or be something that matters. I just want to matter.

Need is never a good basis for any relationship.