If by that you mean that I dislike celebrity magazines, prefer food to anorexia, refuse to watch TV shows about models, and hate the color pink, then yes. I am proud to be not really a girl.

You like someone who can't like you back because unrequited love can be survived in a way that once-requited love cannot.

If my public existence does anything worthwhile, hopefully it at least demystifies the author a bit, because I know when I was younger I felt like authors were like wizards or something. Turns out they're total muggles.

I'm really not up for answering any questions that start with how, when, where, why or what.

The United States Congress, like a lot of rich people, lives in two houses.

I tried--I swear I tried. But you didn't want to hear what I was saying, and I used that as an excuse to let it go on.

But I believe in true love, you know? I don't believe that everybody gets to keep their eyes or not get sick or whatever, but everybody should have true love, and it should last at least as long as your life does.