Let's make a deal: You figure out what the labyrinth is and how to get out of it, and i'll get you laid. -Alaska Young

We have this weird thing in the world where you don't get insulted for what you do, you get insulted for who you are.

Life works best when we think of people as people.

So keeping the box closed just keeps you in the dark, not the universe.

As lives go, I'll take the quietly desperate over the radically bipolar.

I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back.

In retrospect Hank I don't know why I spent four years writing this book when I could have just made a hit sing-a-ma-jig album.