Good friends are hard to find and impossible to forget.

Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is used to cut diamonds.

We're going to get gored to death by a feral fugging hog and your best strategy is to pretend it's a grizzly bear?

I could stand up and go to her and kiss her. I could. But there is still too much to be ruined.

I'm not saying it was your fault. I'm saying it wasn't nice.

maybe she'd been scared of being paralyzed by fear again.

He reached up t0 grab one and came down with several, and they kept coming, washing over him, floating all around him. Never have tampon strings seemed so beautiful as they rolled up and down with the wind, landing on the ground and then twirling and floating up again, falling and rising and falling and rising.