I'm sorry," she says. I wheel around. "You know, you're a total know-it-all. And it's incredibly rude sometimes; I mean, you're not perfect either, and you act like it's my fault but it's not my fault for being quiet or your fault for being a know-it-all. It's not your problem or my problem; it's their problem. They're the demented ones, not us, so don't take it out on me, because the only thing that holds things together for me is having someone else on the Not Demented Team.
John GreenBooks are the ultimate Dumpees: put them down and theyโll wait for you forever; pay attention to them and they always love you back.
John GreenMaybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we're quoting.
John GreenJust deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried.
John GreenBecoming a father made me much more interested in the parent character in my novels. I've never found parents that interesting.
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