But once that string gets cut, kid, you can't uncut it. Do you get what I'm saying?

If I had a nervous breakdown every time something awful happened in the world, I'd be crazier than a shithouse rat.

As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.

If I'm too old to be Emo, how do you account for the very Emo and very old Edgar Allan Poe? Checkmate!

You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth.

So you've been gone a couple days,' Alison said. 'Hmm, what'd you miss...A celebrity did drugs. Politicians disagreed. A different celebrity wore a bikini that revealed a bodily imperfection. A team won a sporting event, but another team lost.

Right. I'd forgotten about her.' He shook his head. 'That keeps happening.