You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice.

You should see it. V for Vendetta I mean. "I'll look it up." No. With Me. At my house. Now

Amsterdam is like the rings of a tree: It gets older as you get closer to the center.

By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as you save the cost of the drinks you would have otherwise drunk, it is cheaper than free.

Of course, sweetie," his mom said. "We'll be here all day. You just come down whenever you want and we love you and you're so so special, Colin, and you can't possibly let this girl make you think otherwise because you are the most magnificent, brilliant boy-" And right then, the most special, magnificent, brilliant boy bolted into his bathroom and puked his guts out. An explosion, sort of.

In the darkest days, the Lord puts the best people into your life." (p. 28)

sometimes it's okay to cheat on things - but don't ever cheat on people. because once you start, it's very hard to stop. you find out how easy it is to do.