That's absolutely true, about the eight glasses a day. There's no reason whatsoever to drink eight glasses of water a day unless you, for whatever reason, particularly like the taste of water. Most experts agree that unless there's something horribly wrong with you, you should just drink water whenever you're - get this - thirsty.

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.

Books are like tweets, except longer.

But pizza was originally Italian, although, Italian pizza doesn't taste much like this because this pizza is fortified with sodium. Which is a mineral...or a vitamin. All I know is that it's good for you.

The worse the haircut, the better the man.

Even with everything broken and decided inside her she couldn't quite allow herself to disappear for good.

We're going to get gored to death by a feral fugging hog and your best strategy is to pretend it's a grizzly bear?