Everything that comes together falls apart.

You live for pretentious metaphors.

The important thing is not whatever nonsense the voices are saying, but what the voices are feeling.

Whatever. Great day. Today. Best day of my life.

The Venn Diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t wanna date is a circle.

If I could do it all over again," he said, his speech slow and vaguely mangled by his massive lower lip, "I'd just let myself be trampled to death by the Satan Pig.

Does my eye look okay to you?