Anything that happens all at once is just as likely to unhappen all at once, you know?

But you know what they say about Gutshot: the population never goes up and never goes down, because every time a woman gets pregnant, a man leaves town.

I always liked routine. I suppose I never found boredom very boring.

I really think that reading is just as important as writing when you're trying to be a writer because it's the only apprenticeship we have, it's the only way of learning how to write a story.

YOU are valuable and rare and worthy of love.

Do you guys remember that time when we were all definitely going to die and then Ben grabbed the steering wheel and dodged a ginormous freaking cow and spun the car like the teacups at Disney World and we didn't die?

I've lived here for eighteen years and I have never once in my life come across anyone who cares about anything that matters.