Anything that happens all at once is just as likely to unhappen all at once, you know?

I hate the rich snots here with a fervent passion I usually reserve only for dental work and my father.

As I recall, you promised to CALL when you finished the book, not text.

This was what I liked most about my friends: just sitting around & telling stories.

I'm not saying that everything is survivable. Just that everything except the last thing is.

Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.

Her hair is ridiculous," I said. "I know. That was the only thing I said about her that was true. When you say nasty things about people, you should never say the true ones, because you can't really fully and honestly take those back, you know? I mean, there are highlights. And there are streaks. And then there are skunk stripes.