I'm not saying that everything is survivable. Just that everything except the last thing is.

Tiny, the next time that you try to set me up with a girl with a secret boyfriend can you at least INFORM me that she has a secret boyfriend? Also, if you don't call me back within five minutes, I'm going to assume you found a way back to Evanston. Furthermore, you are an asshat. That is all.

The thing about That Guy Is a Gigolo,' Radar says, 'I mean, the thing about it as a game, is that in the end it reveals a lot more about the person doing the imagining than it does about the person being imagined.

He wanted to draw out the moment before the moment- because as good as kissing feels, nothing feels as good as the anticipation of it.

Indiana,’ he said. ‘They steal the land from the Indians and leave the name, yes?

Like all sick children,' he answered dispassionately, 'you say you don't want pity, but your very existence depends upon it.

Reading a good book helps us to feel un-alone.