Getting a life’ is something only a complete idiot could believe. Like you can just drive to a store and get a life. See it in its shiny box and look inside the plastic window and catch a glimpse of yourself in a new life and say, ‘Wow, I look much happier — I think this is the life I need to get!’, take it to the counter, ring it up, put it on your credit card. If getting a life was that easy, we’d be one blissed-out race.
John GreenDifferent authors write different ways, have different relationships with their audiences, and those are all legitimate.
John GreenFinally, I decided that the proper strategy was to stare back. Boys do not have a monopoly on the Staring Business.
John Green