Q, you're going to go to Duke. You're going to be a very successful lawyer-or-something and get married and have babies and live your whole little life, and then you're going to die, and in the last moments, when you're chocking on your own bile in the nursing home, you'll say to yourself:'Well, I wasted my whole goddamned life, but at least I broke into SeaWorld with Margo Roth Spiegelman my senior year of high school. At least I carpe'd that one diem.

Ben's tongue is like sunscreen...It's good for your health and should be applied liberally.

Before any of it could make sense, it had to be heard.

Because no one thought she was a person, she had no one to really talk to.

I don't have a favourite book, I have hundreds.

The part I enjoy most is not the doing, but the noticing.

You may choose your song, but know this: Tiny. Cooper. Hates. Over. The. Rainbow.