Q, you're going to go to Duke. You're going to be a very successful lawyer-or-something and get married and have babies and live your whole little life, and then you're going to die, and in the last moments, when you're chocking on your own bile in the nursing home, you'll say to yourself:'Well, I wasted my whole goddamned life, but at least I broke into SeaWorld with Margo Roth Spiegelman my senior year of high school. At least I carpe'd that one diem.
John GreenJust spend a few more months playing video games. That hand-eye coordination will come in handy when you get to third base.
John GreenFinally, I decided that the proper strategy was to stare back. Boys do not have a monopoly on the Staring Business.
John Green