The only thing worse than having a party that no one attends is having a party attended only by two vastly, deeply uninteresting people.

Nothing was happening, really, but the moment was thick with mattering

If we restructure things to see that the hero's journey is a degree in astrophysics rather than a journey to star in a reality show, that's a better world.

Nothing's wrong. Everything's right. Things couldn't be righter. Things could be less tired. They could be less busy. They could be less caffeinated. But they couldn't be righter.

From the front Rdar announces, "Don't you go talking bad about GoFast bars. Do you want me to stop this car?" "Whenever I eat a GoFast bar," Ben says, "I'm always like, 'So this is what blood tastes like to mosquitoes.

I've lived here for eighteen years and I have never once in my life come across anyone who cares about anything that matters.

He really was beautiful. I know boys aren’t supposed to be, but he was.