The only thing worse than having a party that no one attends is having a party attended only by two vastly, deeply uninteresting people.

I'm interested in Internet cultures. I'm interested in what the teenagers who drive the Internet culture are passionate about. I follow their lead - they go to tumblr, I go to tumblr.

The tales of our exploits will survive as long as the human voice itself,' he said. 'And even after that, when the robots recall the human absurdities of sacrifice and compassion, they will remember us.

I was a fairly shy person - not the hand raising type.

We gotta do something about this frigging swing set,' he said. 'I'm telling you, it's ninety percent of the problem.

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!' he screamed. 'So that's Sara,' I said. 'Yes.' 'She seems nice.

Our children are weird. Nicely phrased.