Recruit for the future not just for the gap.
Stress is when you're 29 years old, playing for Rochdale, with an expiring contract and a mortgage to pay.
Doncaster will hit Villa with fire and broomstick.
Wit is the most dangerous talent you can possess. It must be guarded with great discretion and good-nature, otherwise it will create you many enemies.
What a writer brings to any story is an attitude