What a writer brings to any story is an attitude
Doncaster will hit Villa with fire and broomstick.
Recruit for the future not just for the gap.
Wit is the most dangerous talent you can possess. It must be guarded with great discretion and good-nature, otherwise it will create you many enemies.
Stress is when you're 29 years old, playing for Rochdale, with an expiring contract and a mortgage to pay.