All the inventions and devices ever constructed by the human hand or conceived by the human mind, no matter how delicate, how intricate and complicated, are simple, childish toys compared with that most marvelously wrought mechanism, the human body. Its parts are far more delicate, and their mutual adjustments infinitely more accurate, than are those of the most perfect chronometer ever made.

The tobacco business is a conspiracy against womanhood and manhood. It owes its origin to that scoundrel Sir Walter Raleigh, who was likewise the founder of American slavery.

If you can get some of the devil's money to use for the Lord's work, if you have to borrow it, it is all right and carry on the work.

The influence of coffee in stimulating the genital organs is notorious.

Hamburger steak is carrion, and quite unfit for food except by a turkey buzzard, a hyena, or some other scavenger.

I believe that the end of things man-made cannot be very far away - must be near at hand.

I believe the Sabbath; I keep the Sabbath.