My favorite season is autumn, and Maine is lovely for that reason. In Maine, autumn begins on July 29. That's when you start building a fire in the fireplace and the leaves literally start falling from the trees. It is a cold and rugged and a beautiful place that reminds you with its many death traps - its painfully cold oceans, its sharp, jagged beaches, and perilous cliffsides - that nature doesn't care whether you live or die.

I am not an Internet superstar.

I would definitely make eggs for the rest of my life if I could.

Comedy does offer an avenue to television and film careers for untelegenic people that great drama does not.

Everyone wants to write a book. Very few people are able to do it.

To want to become the President is, I think, such a bizarre ambition that it is automatically deranging.

Only the nerds will save the earth.