What I've discovered more recently is copies of books that I didn't represent, but that my boss represented when I assisted her on the dollar pile. I won't mention any names, but it is this profoundly bittersweet time of realizing, "Oh, I had a wonderful time working on this book and now it is a dollar relic on the side of the road."

The nice thing about live performance is that I've never, ever been let down. Partly I'm lucky that my audience self-selects itself. Generally they know what they're in for, and generally we all just like each other and get along. But I always find one or two or a dozen really interesting people in the audience who make the show different. And that's one of the things I really like about performing.

Well, I always had this desire to celebrate and somehow be a part of things that I thought were really great.

People like what they like. They're gonna do what they're gonna do.

Comedy does offer an avenue to television and film careers for untelegenic people that great drama does not.

I'm not sure if that answers the question and I have absolutely no problem with any major world religion on Earth.

Any time you try to create an Internet meme, automatic fail. That's like the worst thing you can do.