My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what I'm talking about or not.

The villain of any story is often the most compelling character.

Lies are just another kind of storytelling, but with the very distinct and enlivening motive of desperation. Since writers are by nature desperate creatures, they usually do a pretty good (or pretty awful, but always interesting) job of lying.

Why certain political classes want purposefully to keep Americans in a state of perpetual debt and uncertainty and why certain people don't want a middle class - because middle class creates a certain happiness. You know what I mean?

All I can ask from society is that it please stop telling me why I should like sports.

A lot of my time is spent reading antique or out-of-print books of reference.

My fame is due to broadcast television.