People like what they like. They're gonna do what they're gonna do.

Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.

Terry Gross has never had me on her show and you know, it's her show; she sets the agenda and that's not Hodgman. But I'll still listen to it.

Specificity is the soul of narrative.

When I listen to music - I don't particularly do it for fun all that much. It's not a big part of my life, and I'm not really on top of what's happening in the world of music in the way I was when I was a teenager.

As you know, the thing that I know the least about is the topic of sports.

I think that by the time I start writing the third book, of course, I will be President Of The United States, and that also will have something to do with it. I'll probably have to acknowledge that somehow.