Any time you try to create an Internet meme, automatic fail. That's like the worst thing you can do.

All I can ask from society is that it please stop telling me why I should like sports.

I don't wish to brag, but I'm very intelligent.

Creating fake facts does require a measure of haphazard research, insofar as they need to not just be possible, but also interesting.

Unfortunately for humanity, I've gotten into the habit of providing my own closing music for shows by singing a song and playing the ukulele.

A lot of my time is spent reading antique or out-of-print books of reference.

There is a need for expertise, for real expertise. I'm not doing much to help that cause, but I think we can find the healthy balance between intellectualism and anti-intellectualism. Jocks and nerds may come together, I believe it.