John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald meet in hell and team up to assassinate Satan.

I'm not a particularly religious person, but that feeling of getting transmissions from someplace else, even if it's from your own consciousness, is very, very real. To me, at least.

The few people who ask to have their photographs with me, I almost always say yes, except for a few circumstances, like when my family is around.

Comedy does offer an avenue to television and film careers for untelegenic people that great drama does not.

Tonally, there was no discussion; I just don’t know any other way to do it. I don’t want to make people feel bad, and I don’t want to make their problems into a joke. I do love telling people when they’re right and wrong, but for the most part, it was always going to be about real fights where people have a real difference of opinion and a real dispute. I want to make jokes, but I also want to make a decision that is fair.

My whole creative career is a product of the Internet. ...I'll take that back. To some degree. My fascination with cultural esoterica and trivia and so on was well-formed long before I got my first AOL account.

What would I put in a museum? Probably a museum! That's an amusing relic of our past.