Oh, Fortuna, you capricious sprite!

Apparently I lack some particular perversion which today's employer is seeking.

Mother went out again tonight, looking like a courtesan.

Having once been so high, humanity fell so low. What had once been dedicated to the soul was now dedicated to the sale.

When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.

This liberal doxy must be impaled upon the member of a particularly large stallion.

Canned food is a perversion,' Ignatius said. 'I suspect that it is ultimately very damaging to the soul.