The human desire for food and sex is relatively equal. If there are armed rapes, why should there not be armed hot dog thefts?

This liberal doxy must be impaled upon the member of a particularly large stallion.

Stop!' I cried imploringly to my god-like mind.

Veneration of Mark Twain is one of the roots of our current intellectual stalemate.

I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.

The human desire for food and sex is relatively equal. If there are armed rapes, why should there not be armed hot dog thefts?

My mother is currently associating with some undesirables who are attempting to transform her into an athlete of sorts, deprave specimens of mankind who regularly bowl their way to oblivion.