I suspect that I am the result of particularly weak conception on the part of my father. His sperm was probably emitted in a rather offhand manner.

Stop!' I cried imploringly to my god-like mind.

It's not your fate to be well treated," Ignatius cried. "You're an overt masochist. Nice treatment will confuse and destroy you.

Canned food is a perversion,' Ignatius said. 'I suspect that it is ultimately very damaging to the soul.

Psycho? The woman's senile. We had to stop at about thirty gas stations on the way over here. Finally I got tired of getting out of the car and showing her which was the Men's and which was the Women's, so I let her pick them herself. I worked out a system. The law of averages. I laid money on her and she came out about fifty-fifty.

This liberal doxy must be impaled upon the member of a particularly large stallion.

Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me?