Some of us are born big-minded with small penises. Others have big penises and small-minded.
The day I run out of ideas is the day I stop making records.
Anybody who says, "Look, John, I'm a politician. Don't believe a word I say," is a friend of mine.
If anyone asks for your autograph they're showing you respect and give it back to them.
I could never be a member of a single party. I want the best of all worlds, thank you.
I've done no harm to no one. In fact, I think I've improved the world.