When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you're an asshole

Freedom isn't to do what you want at somebody else's expense.

I love American ski resorts because they're open to everyone, are not incredibly expensive. They're not snobby and you can have fun all day long on the most excellent mountains.

I'm just permanently agitated by everything and everyone.

I'm not here for your amusement. You're here for mine.

I love books, and all the best ones are people analysing their own emotions. You can learn from that.

The day I run out of ideas is the day I stop making records.