Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again; and then the phone rings and you hope it's them - it's the most twisted logic of all time.

I've never been a bad boy.

I'd like to think the best of me was still hiding up in my sleeve.

Whenever they say it can’t be done, remind them that they make a jellybean that tastes exactly like popcorn.

I like giving people something they don't want to miss the next time. It's a show with little twists and turns and curves. It has me being silly and stupid and compassionate and completely deep.

You know I used to be the back porch poet with my book of lines, always hoping knowing all the time, I'm probably never gonna find the perfect rhyme. . .For heavier things

I have the obsessiveness of someone who's a sober, recovering addict displacing his addiction. Except I never had the addiction.