I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.
John MayerAnybody who's made it will tell you, you can make it. Anyone who hasn't made it will tell you, you can't
John MayerBy the time I recognize this moment, this moment will be gone. . . But I will bend the light, pretend that it somehow lingered on
John Mayer