It is desperately important to remember when enough is enough, when you've finished the scene.
John MortimerLoyalty to the school to which your parents pay to send you seemed to me like feeling loyalty to Selfridges.
John MortimerAll the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting.
John MortimerThe officers of the branch of the Force (the Obscene Publications Squad) have a discouraging club tie, on which a book is depicted being cut in half by a larger pair of scissors.
John MortimerI found criminal clients easy and matrimonial clients hard. Matrimonial clients hate each other so much and use their children to hurt each other in beastly ways. Murderers have usually killed the one person in the world that was bugging them and they're usually quite peaceful and agreeable.
John Mortimer