Loyalty to the school to which your parents pay to send you seemed to me like feeling loyalty to Selfridges.
John MortimerWhat obsesses a writer starting out on a lifetime's work is the panic-stricken search for a voice of his own.
John MortimerThe law seems like a sort of maze through which a client must be led to safety, a collection of reefs, rocks, and underwater hazards through which he or she must be piloted.
John MortimerI had inherited what my father called the art of the advocate, or the irritating habit of looking for the flaw in any argument.
John MortimerI found criminal clients easy and matrimonial clients hard. Matrimonial clients hate each other so much and use their children to hurt each other in beastly ways. Murderers have usually killed the one person in the world that was bugging them and they're usually quite peaceful and agreeable.
John Mortimer