I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth foregoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.
John MortimerI found criminal clients easy and matrimonial clients hard. Matrimonial clients hate each other so much and use their children to hurt each other in beastly ways. Murderers have usually killed the one person in the world that was bugging them and they're usually quite peaceful and agreeable.
John MortimerNo brilliance is needed in the law. Nothing but common sense, and relatively clean finger nails.
John MortimerAll the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting.
John Mortimer